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<itunes:subtitle>Another way to keep all of you up with all of us.  Uploads are definitely limited to internet cafe’s in port, but there should be one available once every week or so.  You can subscribe to them below.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Another way to keep all of you up with all of us.  Uploads are definitely limited to internet cafe’s in port, but there should be one available once every week or so.  You can subscribe to them below.</itunes:summary>
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<title>San Diego preport song</title>
<link>http://web.mac.com/matthandley/iWeb/Handleys%20go%20Global/Podcasts/4E4BCA59-CFD3-4258-830C-C4AE7007D99E.html</link>
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<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2007 20:15:10 +0900</pubDate>
<description>&lt;a href="http://web.mac.com/matthandley/iWeb/Handleys%20go%20Global/Podcasts/4E4BCA59-CFD3-4258-830C-C4AE7007D99E_files/San%20Diego%20preport%20song.m4v"&gt;&lt;img src="http://web.mac.com/matthandley/iWeb/Handleys%20go%20Global/Podcasts/Images/San%20Diego%20preport%20song.jpg" style="float:left; padding-right:10px; padding-bottom:10px; width:150px; height:150px;"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Well, two days away from arriving in San Diego.  All going by a bit too fast.  We had the opportunity to have one last song - and extended it to a medley of three.  the students were great as always, and Leslie’s genius with lyrics is on display.&#13;&#13;Lyrics below:&#13;&#13;A Medley starting with the tune of “I get by with a little help from my friends”&#13;&#13;What would you say if we sang you a song about travelin</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:06:51</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>Well, two days away from arriving in San Diego.  All going by a bit too fast.  We had the opportunity to have one last song - and extended it to a medley of three.  the students were great as always, and Leslie’s genius with lyrics is on di</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Well, two days away from arriving in San Diego.  All going by a bit too fast.  We had the opportunity to have one last song - and extended it to a medley of three.  the students were great as always, and Leslie’s genius with lyrics is on display.&#13;&#13;Lyrics below:&#13;&#13;A Medley starting with the tune of “I get by with a little help from my friends”&#13;&#13;What would you say if we sang you a song about traveling on Semester at Sea?&#13;Lend us your ears and we’ll sing you a song that calls up some sweet memories&#13;Oh we needed a little help from our friends&#13;Yes we got by with a little help from our friends&#13;Oh we’ll stay close with a little help from our friends&#13;&#13;What did we learn before going ashore&#13;We got Pepto, Condoms  and DEET &#13;What did we learn about using squat toilets&#13;We learned where to position our feet&#13;&#13;Yes we stayed dry with a little help from our friends&#13;Oh we got by with a little help from our friends&#13;Oh we’ll stay close with a lot of help from our friends&#13;&#13;What were the rules that we constantly heard&#13;About assets and safety in port&#13;Too many drinks can lead to dock time&#13;And it could even lead you to court&#13;&#13;Yes we stayed dry with a little help from our friends&#13;No dock time with a little help from our friends&#13;Oh we’ll stay close with a little help from our friends&#13;&#13;Do you still need our green sheets?&#13;Can’t we just walk into town&#13;Are you sure its a fixed price nation?&#13;Our bargaining skills they abound&#13;&#13;So no more shopping with a little help from our friends&#13;Yes we got by with a little help from our friends&#13;Oh we’ll stay close with a little help from our friends&#13;&#13;To the tune of “I’m a Believer”&#13;&#13;Thought the world was all about the USA&#13;Made for no one else but just for me&#13;All about pop culture&#13;That’s the way it seemed&#13;Little more about the world did I dream&#13;&#13;And then I got onboard&#13;Now I am a believer&#13;About the world&#13;I see I was blind&#13;I’ve seen love - Ooooh&#13;So many cultures, so many things that opened my mind&#13;&#13;Thought the world was really such a scary place&#13;Rickshaw drivers scared the pants off me&#13;Foreign ports seemed crazy&#13;Nothing made much sense&#13;My attempts at cool were all pretense&#13;&#13;And then I got onboard&#13;Now I am a believer&#13;About the world&#13;I see I was blind&#13;I’ve seen love - Ooooh&#13;So many cultures, so many things that opened my mind&#13;&#13;Circumnavigating was the easy part&#13;Thanks to all the help from all the crew&#13;Faculty they taught us&#13;Everything they knew&#13;Some of it might even turn out true&#13;&#13;And as we head on home&#13;I’m a world traveler&#13;Around the world&#13;In such a short time&#13;I’ve seen love – Ooooh&#13;So many stories, so many friends to hold for all time&#13;&#13;To the tune of “Yellow Submarine”&#13;&#13;On the Ship&#13;Where we have sailed&#13;Was a dean&#13;who sailed the seas&#13;and he told us of the life&#13;in the lands where we would be&#13;so we sailed into the ports&#13;found adventure and scenery	&#13;And we lived aboard the ship &#13;a hundred days upon the seas&#13;&#13;We’ve just had a semester at sea, sailing round the world, twenty miles an hour&#13;We’ve just had a semester at sea, sailing round the world, twenty miles an hour&#13;&#13;So we lived a life of ease&#13;Everyone of us had all we need&#13;Sky of blue and sea of green&#13;Different cultures we have seen&#13;&#13;We’ve just had a semester at sea, sailing round the world, twenty miles an hour&#13;We’ve just had a semester at sea, sailing round the world, twenty miles an hour&#13;&#13;And our friends were all aboard&#13;Made many more of them in ports galore&#13;And now our time is near the end &#13;But forever we’ll keep our friends&#13;&#13;We’ve just had a semester at sea, sailing round the world, twenty miles an hour&#13;We’ve just had a semester at sea, sailing round the world, twenty miles an hour&#13;&#13;&#13;</itunes:summary>
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<title>The Pirate Play</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2007 16:16:36 +0900</pubDate>
<description>&lt;a href="http://web.mac.com/matthandley/iWeb/Handleys%20go%20Global/Podcasts/4FF81BFF-71FD-4963-834B-E3690FF118CB_files/Pirate%20Play-1.m4v"&gt;&lt;img src="http://web.mac.com/matthandley/iWeb/Handleys%20go%20Global/Podcasts/Images/Pirate%20Play-1.jpg" style="float:left; padding-right:10px; padding-bottom:10px; width:150px; height:150px;"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;A great plot, flawless execution and an appreciative audience (nearly the entire shipboard community).  Here is the entire play - make sure you check out the Archbishop whooping it up at the end.....</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:14:50</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>A great plot, flawless execution and an appreciative audience (nearly the entire shipboard community).  Here is the entire play - make sure you check out the Archbishop whooping it up at the end.....</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>A great plot, flawless execution and an appreciative audience (nearly the entire shipboard community).  Here is the entire play - make sure you check out the Archbishop whooping it up at the end.....</itunes:summary>
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<title>Malaysia preport song</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2007 10:46:40 +0900</pubDate>
<description>&lt;a href="http://web.mac.com/matthandley/iWeb/Handleys%20go%20Global/Podcasts/640877BC-A590-4C85-93D1-F40626677CA4_files/Malaysia%20preport%20song%202.m4a"&gt;&lt;img src="http://web.mac.com/matthandley/iWeb/Handleys%20go%20Global/Podcasts/Images/podcast-large.png" style="float:left; padding-right:10px; padding-bottom:10px; width:150px; height:150px;"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;It is not every voyage where it is safe to hand the microphone over to the executive dean for a song - but Larry Singell showed us all that he has the pipes that make it possible to consider becoming a full time crooner.&#13;&#13;The lyrics:&#13;&#13;There’s a Tender in Penang&#13;To the tune of ”Love me Tender”&#13;&#13;There’s a tender in Penang&#13;That goes from Ship to shore&#13;Many wonderful things there &#13;For us to explore&#13;&#13;O</description>
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<itunes:author>Matt Handley</itunes:author>
<itunes:duration>00:02:35</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>It is not every voyage where it is safe to hand the microphone over to the executive dean for a song - but Larry Singell showed us all that he has the pipes that make it possible to consider becoming a full time crooner.&#13;&#13;The lyrics</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>It is not every voyage where it is safe to hand the microphone over to the executive dean for a song - but Larry Singell showed us all that he has the pipes that make it possible to consider becoming a full time crooner.&#13;&#13;The lyrics:&#13;&#13;There’s a Tender in Penang&#13;To the tune of ”Love me Tender”&#13;&#13;There’s a tender in Penang&#13;That goes from Ship to shore&#13;Many wonderful things there &#13;For us to explore&#13;&#13;On ship time is tricky here&#13;The tender doesn’t count&#13;your smiling face aboard the ship&#13;Or dock time’s handed out&#13;&#13;Keep in mind the health advice&#13;Pepto saves the day&#13;Fresh water, ice and vegetables&#13;You should keep away&#13;&#13;DEET avoids the insect bites&#13;That trouble sometimes bring&#13;Chikungunya, Dengue too&#13;Here are worrying&#13;&#13;The wild man of Borneo&#13;Students mistaken for&#13;The three rules will moderate&#13;And temper behavior&#13;&#13;Malaysia is a melting pot&#13;Muslim Chinese Malay&#13;Alcohol is not their thing&#13;So put the beer away&#13;</itunes:summary>
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<title>Mauritius Preport song</title>
<link>http://web.mac.com/matthandley/iWeb/Handleys%20go%20Global/Podcasts/8B179FE0-D91C-45C8-B56F-0A03F0A39FD6.html</link>
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<pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2007 09:25:53 +0900</pubDate>
<description>&lt;a href="http://web.mac.com/matthandley/iWeb/Handleys%20go%20Global/Podcasts/8B179FE0-D91C-45C8-B56F-0A03F0A39FD6_files/Mauritius%20Preport%20song.m4v"&gt;&lt;img src="http://web.mac.com/matthandley/iWeb/Handleys%20go%20Global/Podcasts/Images/Mauritius%20Preport%20song.jpg" style="float:left; padding-right:10px; padding-bottom:10px; width:150px; height:150px;"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;OK - so I am a bit behind on posting.  Here is the pre-port song for Mauritius - one that focuses on the main risk there - alcohol related problems.    You will notice that some of the kids are in costumes playing the roles of the executive team (notice that my daughters are bald, with Erin playing the role of Ron “the Voice” the assistant exec dean, and Kate playing her Dad with my stethoscope dr</description>
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<itunes:subtitle>OK - so I am a bit behind on posting.  Here is the pre-port song for Mauritius - one that focuses on the main risk there - alcohol related problems.    You will notice that some of the kids are in costumes playing the roles of the executive team (notice t</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>OK - so I am a bit behind on posting.  Here is the pre-port song for Mauritius - one that focuses on the main risk there - alcohol related problems.    You will notice that some of the kids are in costumes playing the roles of the executive team (notice that my daughters are bald, with Erin playing the role of Ron “the Voice” the assistant exec dean, and Kate playing her Dad with my stethoscope draped around her neck and wearing my clothes).&#13;&#13;The lyrics:&#13;&#13;To the tune of “There ain’t nothin’ like a dame” from South Pacific&#13;We got sunlight on the sand&#13;We got moonlight on the sea&#13;We got mangos and bananas &#13;We can pick right off the tree&#13;We got villas that we rented  and respect most graciously&#13;What do we need&#13;Sobriety&#13;&#13;We go hiking in the mountains&#13;We go swimming in the sea&#13;We get scuba in the ocean and advice from Dean Larry&#13;We rent surfboards at the beach&#13;We love to ride the swell&#13;What do we need&#13;You know darn well&#13;&#13;Our behavior when we drink too much there’s no excuse for&#13;What we need there ain’t no substitute for&#13;&#13;We need our sobriety&#13;That is what we need&#13;Yes, for everyone’s safety&#13;We will need our sobriety &#13;&#13;Brazil had Carnival and excesses there some bought &#13;In Cape Town there were punchbowls&#13;Where some drank an awful lot&#13;Some were brought home by their friends, some got back the best they could&#13;What didn’t we feel&#13;We didn’t feel good!&#13;&#13;We want to have lots of fun because that’s what we’re there for….&#13;Friends drinking too much is what we need to care for…&#13;&#13;We need our sobriety&#13;That is what we need&#13;Yes, for everyone’s safety&#13;We will need our sobriety &#13;&#13;So suppose a night ain’t right &#13;Or completely free of flaws&#13;Or the day becomes quite boring&#13;Or your nervous just because&#13;Now suppose your friends are drinking and you want to fit right in&#13;What must you make&#13;Your own decision&#13;&#13;There ain’t a thing that’s wrong with any kid here&#13;That can’t be cured by keeping them clear&#13;From falling coconuts, alcohol drinks and beer!&#13;</itunes:summary>
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<title>Kobe Pre-port song</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2007 22:10:44 +0900</pubDate>
<description>&lt;a href="http://web.mac.com/matthandley/iWeb/Handleys%20go%20Global/Podcasts/4FEE0523-D20C-48E1-BBBE-CD270E6D7101_files/Kobe%20Pre-port%20song.m4v"&gt;&lt;img src="http://web.mac.com/matthandley/iWeb/Handleys%20go%20Global/Podcasts/Images/Kobe%20Pre-port%20song.jpg" style="float:left; padding-right:10px; padding-bottom:10px; width:150px; height:150px;"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;A bit behind in posting - here is a talented group of students who agreed to do the pre-port song for Kobe.  This followed the Kabuki skit (which you will get a taste of).  &#13;&#13;the lyrics:  &#13;&#13;Kobe Pre-Port Song&#13;&#13;Stop – in the name of love&#13;Before you break our hearts&#13;Stop – learn from this song&#13;Before you disembark&#13;Think it oooover&#13;Think it oooover&#13;&#13;Baby, baby, Japan is where we’re goin’			 &#13;Ice is f</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:05:22</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>A bit behind in posting - here is a talented group of students who agreed to do the pre-port song for Kobe.  This followed the Kabuki skit (which you will get a taste of).  &#13;&#13;the lyrics:  &#13;&#13;Kobe Pre-Port Song&#13;&#13;Stop – in </itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>A bit behind in posting - here is a talented group of students who agreed to do the pre-port song for Kobe.  This followed the Kabuki skit (which you will get a taste of).  &#13;&#13;the lyrics:  &#13;&#13;Kobe Pre-Port Song&#13;&#13;Stop – in the name of love&#13;Before you break our hearts&#13;Stop – learn from this song&#13;Before you disembark&#13;Think it oooover&#13;Think it oooover&#13;&#13;Baby, baby, Japan is where we’re goin’			 &#13;Ice is fine and sushi really safe here			&#13;Temperatures have already been taken			&#13;Quarantine no one’s gonna partake in	 		&#13;Your behavior is what matters here			&#13;Bad judgment, all you need fear				&#13;Think it oooover&#13;Pepto’s been good to you&#13;Think it oooover&#13;Pepto is finally through&#13;&#13;Stop – in the name of health&#13;Before you take that risk&#13;Stop – in the name of love&#13;Before you break our hearts&#13;Think it oooover&#13;Think it oooover&#13;&#13;&#13;I know that you want to do what’s right			&#13;Things are different here, try to be polite			&#13;People here are very understated				&#13;Respect, it needs to be created				&#13;But when the noodles are served				&#13;Loud slurping should be observed				&#13;Think it oooover&#13;Please leave your shoes at the door&#13;Think it oooover&#13;Keep loudness below a roar&#13;&#13;Stop – be a traveler&#13;Not some loud tourist&#13;Stop – in the name of love&#13;Before you break their hearts&#13;Think it oooover&#13;Think it oooover&#13;&#13;Japan has options, more than one or two		&#13;But if you drink there, please just think it through	&#13;Let you partner fill your glass - not many 		&#13;Staying sober is rudimentary					&#13;This time before you drink to excess			&#13;Think Karaoke success					&#13;Think it oooover&#13;Sake drink is quite strong&#13;Think it oooover&#13;Drinking too much is wrong&#13;&#13;Stop – put down that beer&#13;Before you drink too much&#13;Stop – put down that glass&#13;Before you get dock time&#13;Think it oooover&#13;Think it oooover&#13;&#13;Japan is a fixed price nation				&#13;So we’re done with price negotiations		&#13;You may find, things are quite expensive	&#13;Purchases may not be so extensive		&#13;Still you can have a good time there		&#13;‘Cause culture is everywhere				&#13;Think it oooover&#13;Haven’t you bought enough&#13;Think it oooover&#13;That you have to ship home&#13;&#13;Stop in the name of love&#13;Before you break the bank&#13;Stop in the name of Love&#13;That credit card goes blank&#13;Think it oooover&#13;Think it oooover&#13;&#13;&#13;Listen closely, there can be no objection		&#13;This conversation is here for your reflection	&#13;Each time you wrap up with your lover		&#13;There is something to do for each other		&#13;When your partner comes near			&#13;You whisper in their ear				&#13;Think it oooover&#13;There are still STDs here&#13;Think it oooover&#13;You can still catch them here&#13;&#13;Condoms – in the name of love&#13;Put it on before you start&#13;Condoms – in the name of love&#13;Before you break a heart&#13;Think it oooover&#13;Think it oooover&#13;Think it oooover&#13;</itunes:summary>
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<title>India pre-port song</title>
<link>http://web.mac.com/matthandley/iWeb/Handleys%20go%20Global/Podcasts/11E89D90-A76B-4011-BB11-6F6E6F2E164F.html</link>
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<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2007 08:34:27 +0900</pubDate>
<description>&lt;a href="http://web.mac.com/matthandley/iWeb/Handleys%20go%20Global/Podcasts/11E89D90-A76B-4011-BB11-6F6E6F2E164F_files/India%20pre-port%20song-0.m4v"&gt;&lt;img src="http://web.mac.com/matthandley/iWeb/Handleys%20go%20Global/Podcasts/Images/India%20pre-port%20song-0.jpg" style="float:left; padding-right:10px; padding-bottom:10px; width:150px; height:150px;"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Catching up a bit  editing video on the bullet train from Kobe to Hiroshima.  Erin is asleep on my shoulder, Kate is using Leslie as a pillow, and the world is many things today - happy and delightful with the family and remembering the silliness of another pre-port song, and all kinds of feelings en route to Hiroshima.&#13;&#13;Remember that the pre-ports are the opportunity for imparting pragmatic infor</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:03:33</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>Catching up a bit  editing video on the bullet train from Kobe to Hiroshima.  Erin is asleep on my shoulder, Kate is using Leslie as a pillow, and the world is many things today - happy and delightful with the family and remembering the silliness of anoth</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Catching up a bit  editing video on the bullet train from Kobe to Hiroshima.  Erin is asleep on my shoulder, Kate is using Leslie as a pillow, and the world is many things today - happy and delightful with the family and remembering the silliness of another pre-port song, and all kinds of feelings en route to Hiroshima.&#13;&#13;Remember that the pre-ports are the opportunity for imparting pragmatic information to keep the shipboard community safe and ready to jump into the deep end of the pool, so to speak, as soon as we land.  Given that everyone is keyed up about arriving, if the information isn’t entertaining no one hears a thing.  For India we set up an elaborate skit, the conceit that we had discovered a lost portion of the Karma Sutra that included information about health in India.  I will not put the skit on the web, but the song is fine to share.  The resident directors (aka RDs) are the talent singing along with Prof Mary Keller (who also had a key role in the skit).&#13;&#13;And here are the words:&#13;&#13;To the tune of the Beatles song Within You Without You &#13;&#13;We were talking&#13;About the Joys of India&#13;Lovely people &#13;And cultures blending through the land – many colors&#13;All those sights and sounds&#13;Voyagers surround&#13;Joys of India&#13;&#13;We were talking&#13;About the water you can buy&#13;Watch the floaters&#13;And brands that only locals buy - dysentery&#13;You can really catch&#13;Pepto can’t help that&#13;Buy some more TP&#13;&#13;We were talking&#13;About the dogs and monkeys too&#13;They have rabies&#13;So petting them is wrong to do - so don’t try it&#13;Even though they’re cute&#13;Bitings what they do&#13;Then its far too late&#13;&#13;We were talking &#13;About the things mosquitoes bring&#13;Chikungunya&#13;Malaria and others too – you don’t want them&#13;So we’ll use the DEET&#13;Top of head to feet&#13;Nighttime daytime too&#13;&#13;We were talking  about the space between our feet&#13;The squat toilet&#13;Our balance tenuous at best - fear of falling&#13;If you use TP&#13;Easier to clean&#13;Then you walk away&#13;&#13;We were talking&#13;About the Joys of India</itunes:summary>
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<title>China Video Podcast</title>
<link>http://web.mac.com/matthandley/iWeb/Handleys%20go%20Global/Podcasts/23F04DE6-0ADA-4A94-9317-89E17DDF9163.html</link>
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<pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2007 13:45:38 +0900</pubDate>
<description>&lt;a href="http://web.mac.com/matthandley/iWeb/Handleys%20go%20Global/Podcasts/23F04DE6-0ADA-4A94-9317-89E17DDF9163_files/China%20Video%20Podcast-0.m4v"&gt;&lt;img src="http://web.mac.com/matthandley/iWeb/Handleys%20go%20Global/Podcasts/Images/China%20Video%20Podcast-0.jpg" style="float:left; padding-right:10px; padding-bottom:10px; width:150px; height:150px;"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Excuse the production values - as there is a shorter time between ports there is less time for processing all kinds of things.  Wanted to get you all some visuals, and a taste of what it is like.  And Kobe, Japan (where I am sitting now) has the fastest web connection I have ever had the joy to use.&#13;&#13;&#13;&#13;&#13;&#13;</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:05:18</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>Excuse the production values - as there is a shorter time between ports there is less time for processing all kinds of things.  Wanted to get you all some visuals, and a taste of what it is like.  And Kobe, Japan (where I am sitting now) has the fastest w</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Excuse the production values - as there is a shorter time between ports there is less time for processing all kinds of things.  Wanted to get you all some visuals, and a taste of what it is like.  And Kobe, Japan (where I am sitting now) has the fastest web connection I have ever had the joy to use.&#13;&#13;&#13;&#13;&#13;&#13;</itunes:summary>
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<title>Chennai Reception Videopodcast</title>
<link>http://web.mac.com/matthandley/iWeb/Handleys%20go%20Global/Podcasts/EE4C8536-2A19-45C8-B87A-22F1CD3253BE.html</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2007 22:23:57 +0900</pubDate>
<description>&lt;a href="http://web.mac.com/matthandley/iWeb/Handleys%20go%20Global/Podcasts/EE4C8536-2A19-45C8-B87A-22F1CD3253BE_files/Chennai%20Reception%20Videopodcast-0.m4v"&gt;&lt;img src="http://web.mac.com/matthandley/iWeb/Handleys%20go%20Global/Podcasts/Images/Chennai%20Reception%20Videopodcast-0.jpg" style="float:left; padding-right:10px; padding-bottom:10px; width:150px; height:150px;"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;A few sights and sound from India.  We have clearly jumped into the deep end of the pool in our stay in Chennai, the fourth largest city in India.  Truly foreign and fascinating in all kinds of ways.  We wish that there was an “olfactory” track in addition to audio and video for the podcast, but perhaps it is best for all that there isn’t.&#13;&#13;Next podcast from Malaysia...</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:06:28</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>A few sights and sound from India.  We have clearly jumped into the deep end of the pool in our stay in Chennai, the fourth largest city in India.  Truly foreign and fascinating in all kinds of ways.  We wish that there was an “olfactory” tr</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>A few sights and sound from India.  We have clearly jumped into the deep end of the pool in our stay in Chennai, the fourth largest city in India.  Truly foreign and fascinating in all kinds of ways.  We wish that there was an “olfactory” track in addition to audio and video for the podcast, but perhaps it is best for all that there isn’t.&#13;&#13;Next podcast from Malaysia...</itunes:summary>
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<title>Mauritius</title>
<link>http://web.mac.com/matthandley/iWeb/Handleys%20go%20Global/Podcasts/5AE6F781-B35E-4FAB-A3A3-AB2CBF4F24ED.html</link>
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<pubDate>Sat, 17 Mar 2007 17:19:50 +0900</pubDate>
<description>&lt;a href="http://web.mac.com/matthandley/iWeb/Handleys%20go%20Global/Podcasts/5AE6F781-B35E-4FAB-A3A3-AB2CBF4F24ED_files/Mauritius.m4a"&gt;&lt;img src="http://web.mac.com/matthandley/iWeb/Handleys%20go%20Global/Podcasts/Images/352,0,2112,2112e736660f_e8c51d22_ae6fb29d.jpg" style="float:left; padding-right:10px; padding-bottom:10px; width:150px; height:150px;"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;“First God created Mauritius, and then he patterned Heaven after it”    Mark Twain&#13;&#13;Well, he got it right.  Mauritius is a little known gem, in terms of both physical beauty and the effective blending of different cultures.  We have had a great three days here.  A few stories on the podcast.</description>
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<itunes:author>Matt Handley</itunes:author>
<itunes:duration>00:03:39</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>“First God created Mauritius, and then he patterned Heaven after it”    Mark Twain&#13;&#13;Well, he got it right.  Mauritius is a little known gem, in terms of both physical beauty and the effective blending of different cultures.  We have </itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>“First God created Mauritius, and then he patterned Heaven after it”    Mark Twain&#13;&#13;Well, he got it right.  Mauritius is a little known gem, in terms of both physical beauty and the effective blending of different cultures.  We have had a great three days here.  A few stories on the podcast.</itunes:summary>
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<title>Cape Town video podcast</title>
<link>http://web.mac.com/matthandley/iWeb/Handleys%20go%20Global/Podcasts/E3C7BF63-6C7E-452C-9872-73341522E50D.html</link>
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<pubDate>Sat, 3 Mar 2007 01:14:40 +0900</pubDate>
<description>&lt;a href="http://web.mac.com/matthandley/iWeb/Handleys%20go%20Global/Podcasts/E3C7BF63-6C7E-452C-9872-73341522E50D_files/Cape%20Town%20video%20podcast-2.m4v"&gt;&lt;img src="http://web.mac.com/matthandley/iWeb/Handleys%20go%20Global/Podcasts/Images/Cape%20Town%20video%20podcast.jpg" style="float:left; padding-right:10px; padding-bottom:10px; width:150px; height:150px;"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;A beautiful morning to arrive in Cape Town - clear skies and a magnificent view as we sailed in at sunrise.  Nine days crossing the South Atlantic to arrive in Africa, with several days highlighted by Archbishop Desmond Tutu leading discussions at our Global Studies course.  And last night, as you will see in the video podcast, the Archbishop went above and beyond what any of us expected - enjoy t</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:06:31</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>A beautiful morning to arrive in Cape Town - clear skies and a magnificent view as we sailed in at sunrise.  Nine days crossing the South Atlantic to arrive in Africa, with several days highlighted by Archbishop Desmond Tutu leading discussions at our Glo</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>A beautiful morning to arrive in Cape Town - clear skies and a magnificent view as we sailed in at sunrise.  Nine days crossing the South Atlantic to arrive in Africa, with several days highlighted by Archbishop Desmond Tutu leading discussions at our Global Studies course.  And last night, as you will see in the video podcast, the Archbishop went above and beyond what any of us expected - enjoy the show.&#13;&#13;The video podcast is about 40 MB - be patient - it will be worth the wait! &#13;&#13;Lyrics below:&#13;&#13;Cape Town Pre-Port Song&#13;(the the tune of “Don’t Worry Be Happy)&#13;&#13;Break&#13;&#13;Here’s a little song we wrote&#13;You might want to listen note for note&#13;To stay healthy&#13;Stay happy&#13;&#13;Break &#13;&#13;Cape Town proper is an area, &#13;Where diarrhea needn’t scare ya&#13;Don’t worry&#13;Eat anything&#13;&#13;But in a township on a tour (pronounced tore)&#13;The food can make your stomach sore&#13;Stay healthy&#13;Use Pepto&#13;&#13;Alcohol can bring you trouble&#13;Sober friends can save you double&#13;Stay healthy&#13;Drink safely&#13;&#13;Break&#13;&#13;Adventure sports they here abound&#13;Sky diving, bungy, sharks around&#13;Stay healthy&#13;Use judgment&#13;&#13;See freshwater you want to wade in&#13;May lead to larvae through your skin&#13;Stay healthy&#13;Don’t try it&#13;&#13;On Safari there’s malaria&#13;Mosquitoes carry throughout the area&#13;Please worry&#13;Use DEET&#13;&#13;Break&#13;&#13;Out in the country dogs may roam&#13;Rabies one thing they bring home&#13;Stay healthy&#13;No petting&#13;&#13;On safari in big game area&#13;See the lions they don’t scare ya&#13;Stay healthy&#13;Still no petting&#13;&#13;Now petting lovers makes one frisky&#13;STDs here very risky&#13;Stay healthy &#13;Use condoms&#13;&#13;Break&#13;&#13;If you follow this advice&#13;Your trip is sure to turn out nice&#13;Don’t worry&#13;Be Happy&#13;</itunes:summary>
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<title>Adventures in Salvador, Brazil</title>
<link>http://web.mac.com/matthandley/iWeb/Handleys%20go%20Global/Podcasts/1A27A508-BBD3-440D-B721-091ECBDF2476.html</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2007 01:44:38 +0900</pubDate>
<description>&lt;a href="http://web.mac.com/matthandley/iWeb/Handleys%20go%20Global/Podcasts/1A27A508-BBD3-440D-B721-091ECBDF2476_files/Carnival.m4a"&gt;&lt;img src="http://web.mac.com/matthandley/iWeb/Handleys%20go%20Global/Podcasts/Images/616,0,1584,158451e53d47_2c0fd61f_2c52c4a8.jpg" style="float:left; padding-right:10px; padding-bottom:10px; width:150px; height:150px;"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Catching you up on our fun in Salvador, Brazil.  Can’t resist the inserting a few fun facts along the way.  Also - some pictures form Salvador are on their own page &lt;a href="../Salvador%20Photos.html"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt; .</description>
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<itunes:author>Matt Handley</itunes:author>
<itunes:duration>00:05:15</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>Catching you up on our fun in Salvador, Brazil.  Can’t resist the inserting a few fun facts along the way.  Also - some pictures form Salvador are on their own page here .</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Catching you up on our fun in Salvador, Brazil.  Can’t resist the inserting a few fun facts along the way.  Also - some pictures form Salvador are on their own page here .</itunes:summary>
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<title>Brazil pre-port song</title>
<link>http://web.mac.com/matthandley/iWeb/Handleys%20go%20Global/Podcasts/B60446AB-2BA4-4F8B-8ACE-E4C704595C61.html</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2007 00:40:23 +0900</pubDate>
<description>&lt;a href="http://web.mac.com/matthandley/iWeb/Handleys%20go%20Global/Podcasts/B60446AB-2BA4-4F8B-8ACE-E4C704595C61_files/Brazil%20pre-port%20song-1.m4a"&gt;&lt;img src="http://web.mac.com/matthandley/iWeb/Handleys%20go%20Global/Podcasts/Images/210,0,865,8652eeef17_5472fc21_d1fff0a9.jpg" style="float:left; padding-right:10px; padding-bottom:10px; width:150px; height:150px;"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;How do you get health information to 800 students and faculty to help them stay healthy in a foreign port?  First - you need their attention.....&#13;&#13;Here are the lyrics (more fun to listen first...)&#13;&#13;Salvador Pre-Port Health Briefing – by Dr Matt et al&#13;&#13;Somewhere deep in the Jungle&#13;Mosquitoes fly&#13;Those malaria carriers &#13;Think you’re their blood supply  &#13;&#13;    DEET - we recommend DEET&#13;    Malarone, La</description>
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<itunes:author>Matt Handley</itunes:author>
<itunes:duration>00:05:47</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>How do you get health information to 800 students and faculty to help them stay healthy in a foreign port?  First - you need their attention.....&#13;&#13;Here are the lyrics (more fun to listen first...)&#13;&#13;Salvador Pre-Port Health B</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>How do you get health information to 800 students and faculty to help them stay healthy in a foreign port?  First - you need their attention.....&#13;&#13;Here are the lyrics (more fun to listen first...)&#13;&#13;Salvador Pre-Port Health Briefing – by Dr Matt et al&#13;&#13;Somewhere deep in the Jungle&#13;Mosquitoes fly&#13;Those malaria carriers &#13;Think you’re their blood supply  &#13;&#13;    DEET - we recommend DEET&#13;    Malarone, Larium and Doxy&#13;    Thwart those bugs, defeat their Moxy&#13;    D-E-E-T combined with meds&#13;    No bug bites&#13;&#13;All through lovely Brazil&#13;There’s food to eat&#13;Danger lurks in the lettuce&#13;Ice cubes and fruit you buy&#13;&#13;    Pepto - we’re talkin’ ‘bout Pepto    &#13;    No diarrhea problems there&#13;    Nor upset stomachs in despair&#13;    Thats P-E-P-T-O Bismol&#13;    Pepto - Bismol&#13;&#13;In Rio de Janeiro town when Carnival is alllll around you&#13;The drinking dancing never stops&#13;and sexual inhibitions drop&#13;But STDs surround you&#13;&#13;    Condoms - lets talk about condoms&#13;    No unportected sex out there&#13;    No STDs for you to share&#13;    Thats C-O-N-D-O-M-S&#13;    Thats Condoms&#13;&#13;If you’re out in the sunshine&#13;At the Beach&#13;And you’re underprotected&#13;Blisters and burns compete&#13;		&#13;    Sunscreen - its all about sunscreen&#13;    Its slippery slimy goopy gunk&#13;    That helps avoid the post burn funk&#13;    That’s S-P-F more than 15&#13;    That’s Sun-screen&#13;</itunes:summary>
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