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<description>Welcome to “You Will Not Make It In Hollywood”, home of the only podcast where honest-to-god industry insiders reach out to would-be actors, writers, directors, and producers to tell them exactly why they won’t.&#13;&#13;YWNMIIH host John Crye is a ten year veteran of the independent film industry.  Since 1998 he has been the creative voice behind Newmarket Films, producers and distributors of such films as MEMENTO, DONNIE DARKO, WHALE RIDER, DOWNFALL, and THE PRESTIGE.  As an actor, writer, and producer in his own right, John has compiled a long list of credits including the feature films STARK RAVING MAD and HAPPY HOLIDAYS, and the award-winning short films HATE* A Comedy, and GET IT ON.  </description>
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<itunes:subtitle>Welcome to “You Will Not Make It In Hollywood”, home of the only podcast where honest-to-god industry insiders reach out to would-be actors, writers, directors, and producers to tell them exactly why they won’t.&#13;&#13;YWNMIIH host </itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Welcome to “You Will Not Make It In Hollywood”, home of the only podcast where honest-to-god industry insiders reach out to would-be actors, writers, directors, and producers to tell them exactly why they won’t.&#13;&#13;YWNMIIH host John Crye is a ten year veteran of the independent film industry.  Since 1998 he has been the creative voice behind Newmarket Films, producers and distributors of such films as MEMENTO, DONNIE DARKO, WHALE RIDER, DOWNFALL, and THE PRESTIGE.  As an actor, writer, and producer in his own right, John has compiled a long list of credits including the feature films STARK RAVING MAD and HAPPY HOLIDAYS, and the award-winning short films HATE* A Comedy, and GET IT ON.  </itunes:summary>
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<title>Episode 7: Coming Out... to Los Angeles</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 4 May 2007 22:26:37 -0700</pubDate>
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<itunes:subtitle>John interviews producer Aaron Ryder; Carol Borden expounds on Frank Miller and "300".</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>John interviews producer Aaron Ryder; Carol Borden expounds on Frank Miller and "300".</itunes:summary>
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<title>Episode 6: Doin’ the ‘Dance</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 4 Mar 2007 20:01:00 -0800</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>John Crye</itunes:author>
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<itunes:summary>This episode includes John’s “Top 7 of Sundance ‘07” and an audio article by Toronto-based writer and artist, Carol Borden.  Her article, “Godzilla vs. Mecharealism” is a passionate and profound defense of rubber monsters.  Check out more of her work at CulturalGutter.com</itunes:summary>
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<title>Episode 5: F*ckin' Quit It Already</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 5 Jan 2007 15:33:24 -0800</pubDate>
<description>Are you a child of the digital boom?  Great.  Got your own camera and editing software?  Cool.  Got a plan to knock everybody's socks off with your awesome "Star Wars" fan film?  F*ckin' quit it alrea</description>
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<itunes:subtitle>Are you a child of the digital boom?  Great.  Got your own camera and editing software?  Cool.  Got a plan to knock everybody's socks off with your awesome "Star Wars" fan film?  F*ckin' quit it alrea</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Are you a child of the digital boom?  Great.  Got your own camera and editing software?  Cool.  Got a plan to knock everybody's socks off with your awesome "Star Wars" fan film?  F*ckin' quit it already!  It's time for the fanboys and film geeks to grow up and accept their place as the next generation of American filmmakers... but will they ever stop playing with their childhood toys?</itunes:summary>
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<title>Episode 4: Why Bother?</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 28 Dec 2006 20:20:09 -0800</pubDate>
<description>Why do we bother tilting at Hollywood's windmills?  Because as film geeks we are driven by our strange love, our peculiar enthusiasms.    </description>
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<itunes:subtitle>Why do we bother tilting at Hollywood's windmills?  Because as film geeks we are driven by our strange love, our peculiar enthusiasms.    </itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Why do we bother tilting at Hollywood's windmills?  Because as film geeks we are driven by our strange love, our peculiar enthusiasms.    </itunes:summary>
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<title>Episode 3: Nobody Knows Anything...</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 16 Dec 2006 12:28:17 -0800</pubDate>
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